You've gotta love The Hills' Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad, who are back for another string of episodes this spring! Yay!!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be the worst couple on earth. It hasn't been proven yet, but we'd go on record as deeming these two as such.

Audrina and Casey Patridge are sisters. Audrina is now an aunt after Casey had her baby. Yay!

A photo from The Hills.

Two Laurens for the price of one: Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth will be roommates during the spring 2008 season of The Hills.

Heidi Montag is trying to look like Heidi Klum, posing in magazines and showing off an enormous chest. Too bad it's all fake.

Heidi Montag assumes the position and waits for Spencer Pratt. Consider this one of a countless number of staged pictures The Hills star has posed for in exchange for a fee from <a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/">celebrity gossip</a> photographers.

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port are on their way to Paris, France, after a season-ending episode of The Hills that revealed eight bonus episodes to come! Yippee!

Yes she is. Shape Magazine, that is. What a girl. What a life. We are huge fans of Lauren Conrad and The Hills.

Montag has designs on some clothes coming out ... and the star of The Hills is not about to let Lauren Conrad steal her thunder. We have no idea what any of that means.

She's hot. Okay not really. But Heidi Montag is in the new issue of Blender. There's no denying that fact anyway.

Audrina Patridge of The Hills has broken up with her loser boyfriend, Justin Brescia. We could not be happier to hear this news.