What a couple of shameless hacks. Yet we can't look away.

Desperate for fame and loving every second of their time with the cameras. Oops, we mean each other.

So staged together is more like it. These two have gone way past the point of shameless with their publicity stunts.

She will do whatever it takes. Even fake an engagement. You know, standard procedure.

That's nothing new. This time, it's over Heidi Montag being a crappy friend, then crashing scenes with her former BFF in an attempt to get on TV. Classy.

Former BFFs.

Man, oh man, how they make us want to.

Read into that any way you choose.

Heidi Montag's fake boobs are a site to behold.

Look at these two. They'd be so cute, if they weren't so gross.

Look at him put the moves on Heidi Montag.

And oh, how happy we are for them.