(During the opening credits, Mr. Burns acts as the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt.) Mr. Burns: Hello, boils and ghouls. I am the crypt-keeper, or should I say master of scary-i-monies? (Laughs) (Smithers interrupts Mr. Burn's opening speech.) Smithers: (Laughs) Priceless sir, you made the word ceremonies frightening. Mr. Burns: I know what I did. Urghh.