Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. ...

Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.

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Moe Szyslak
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Flaming Moe's Theme Song
When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Holy Cow! Homer just fell on Aerosmith!

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