Lois: But Peter, why would they make you president?
Peter: Well, maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second. ARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise

Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 3: "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

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