When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.

Pearl Harbor cause we want this wedding to be da bomb! Like that Michael Bay movie Armageddon.

So cute, Penny. You should take him to Bone Town - you know, that rib joint on Holstead? I love that place.

Uh, Dave welcome to the 31st century.

Come on throw some shade to Papa.

Excuse me, I don't normally do this. But you have the hair of a greek shipping magnate's worthless son.

Wait Penny wrote a play about a guy who's about to get his heart ripped out? Is this about Dave?

If we put a man on the moon, I'm pretty sure we could put a chicos in the clouds.

Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.

Oh no, do not lump me in with this bullcorn. Ghosts are real. Just like warlocks and doolas. I am on the fence about chupacabras, not saying they're real, not saying they're not. They're real.

You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?

Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."