Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.

Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.

Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.

Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.

I get the P shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, but what is with the lower case b's?

You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.

Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.

Penny you came here to meet guys and I don't see no ring on that finga!

Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.

Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.

Penny: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm gonna die.
Alex: Me too! I mean we all are, but why are we talking about that now, it's sad.

Hey guys! You all remember my super racist parrot Tyler.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."