Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAlex Dunphy Quotes
Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Kenny: Hey I don't think we've met I'm Kenny.
Alex: And I'm disgusted.
Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
There's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mugshots were cut.
You're just mad because now you can't parade me around like some show pony. Oh don't deny it you bought the two day cushion.
Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.
Alex: I know what you think about Michael, mom. You didn't have to bring your big gay guns in to back you up. No offense.
Mitchell: None taken.
Cam: I kinda like it.
Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
