Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAlex Dunphy Quotes
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.
I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
I think somebody has a man crush.
I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.
