Yes, I would never think of divorcing you unless I had some other man to call my own.

Alicia: I don't want you to feel like you're doing wrong when you're with me.
Jason: Yeah, you do.

I wasted the last 20 years, I'm not going to waste the next 20.

I am married. If anyone should be explaining, it should be me.

Alicia: I have issues on this front. Husbands who screw around, who lie, who leave me in tears.
Lucca: You're not in tears now.

Oh my God! My family needs a full time investigator. That's not normal, is it?

Sex is a good replacement for tequila.

I was going to break this bottle if I couldn't get the cork out.

Eli: So the 27th floor again. Everything comes full circle.
Alicia: Yes first the tragedy, then the farce.

Alicia: How do you keep your beard that length. I mean at a certain point you're either clean shaven or you're Abraham Lincoln.
Jason: No, it stays like this, since birth.

Was it all about having two kids who I don't even know if I like anymore and then shoving them off to be someone important? Seriously, was that the point? I just, I hurt. I want it over. I just want it to end.

Judge: Are you out of your tiny, little mind Mrs. Florrick?
Alicia: You don't need to say little when you say tiny, one or the other will do.

Good Wife Quotes

Death. I should sit down for death, right?

Tammy

This place is insane.

Jason