The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Raj: Okay, I have a request to make.
Amy: And now he can talk. I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck is going on in there.
Penny: "Want of Understanding"? What does that even mean?
Amy: Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.
Good news! Thanks to you I was able to make a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.
Don't be needy, bestie. That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.
Yo, P-dog.
A tumor would explain a lot.
Amy: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon: I tried it once; they cut men and women hair at the same time in the same room. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
You don't have to be strong for me. Now let's talk about Priya that man stealing bitch.
Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist. I think I'm a little more qualified to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain!
Amy: Sheldon, you're not a weirdo.
Sheldon: I wasn't speaking about me.
Before I met you, I was a mousey wallflower. But look at me now. I'm like some kind of downtown-hipster-party girl with a posse, a boyfriend and a new lace bra that hooks in the front of all things.
Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.
