Until you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining, orbiting satellite equipped with high-speed internet and a cloaking device, you will be dependent on the human race.

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• Added: February 10, 2011

I'm prone to night terrors, so if I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.

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• Added: January 21, 2011

I obviously have the flu, coupled with sudden on-set Tourette's Syndrome.

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• Added: December 10, 2010

Amy: I have potential for sexual arousal.
Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.

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• Added: December 10, 2010

Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.

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• Added: December 10, 2010