Andy Dwyer Quotes
I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.
No thinking just stupid!
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
Where's all the faces of the presidents?
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.
Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Tom: Leslie, I've got this. You listen to me Lindsey Carlisle-Shea! Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your Escalade, and if you've got any job openings maybe you should let me know about them.
Ben: C'mon, man-
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton. Because I am! So, here's what you can do, lady. Take this resume, and shove it in your human resources box.
Andy: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yea, shove it there!
Oh dude, you forgot to put a shirt on. Don't worry I do it all the time.
Chris: Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food. What's your favorite food?
Andy: Oh, I take Skittles and I put it between two Starbursts. Know what I call it?
Chris: Skittle Sandwich?
Andy: ...That's pretty good. No, I call it Andy's Mouth Surprise. It's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
Chris: What's your favorite food?
Andy: I take skittles and I put it between two Starbursts.
"I want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy."
"It's like if you could have a Xbox pancake."
