Favorite April Ludgate Quotes
Andy: Tell me your least favorite things you have to do everyday and I'll do them for a month.
April: Fine. If you do everything I hate for a month, then I might begin to think about the possiblity of thinking about maybe staying.
Andy: That's all I have to hear. You won't live to regret this.
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!
Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann, then I'm not going to change my mind.
Jerry, can you please be quiet? I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.
April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?
Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.
April: I guess I could pick up a brisket tomorrow and start it for dinner Thursday.
Andy: Oh Thursday's no good - I have production meetings ALL day. And we have dinner with Joe and Donna on Friday. Hey, you know, Sunday. We could go to the farmer's market, put the brisket in the slow cooker, get a movie on payper view - the new Jason Borne movie is supposed to be pretty funny.
April: AHHH!!
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.
Andy
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
Leslie: My plan is going to change that and bring the budget back. And the answer has been right in front of us the whole time.
April: Ew, check your testicles?
Leslie: No, not that. Although that is very good advice. I'm looking at you, Jerry.
