Favorite April Ludgate Quotes
His nickname around the office is Softypants McHuggable.
It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!
April: Parks can only be reserved for witch covens or slip and slide competitions. Which one are you?
Nadia: Umm, slip and slide competition.
April: Seriously?
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.
Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.
Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.
I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and -
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
