The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXBart Simpson Quotes
It's Homer before his boobs came in.
Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.
Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.
From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.
Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
