Bender Quotes
Bender: So I have to hide forever?
Detective: No, just until the robot mafia finds and kills you. They're pretty good at that.
Bender: Hey Sexy, I'm Bender. What brings you to this tacky soiree?
Bride: I'm the bride!
In order to fix your leaky roof I'll need to spend two or three hours down here in the wine cellar.
Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.
Run for your life Fry! Move your ham flaps!
Devil Bot: Fry's dead you say? Funny, that's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!
Bender: Survived the heart attack?! Damn you Obamacare!
Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me?
Bender: Me dumbass!
Well, that was dumb.
Professor: In a matter of hours there will be no more fresh water on Earth.
Bender: Oh no, what will I mix with my scotch?
Oh God, shield your eyes it's like Edward James Olmos on IMAX!
I hope that's vanishing cream because that needs to go away!
Bender: They're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender!
Leela: Does that mean they only do 60% of the work you do? Or that they actually do more work because they're only 60% as lazy?