Blair Waldorf Quotes
Sophia: New York is always so grey. Even in the spring. And the angles everywhere, they are so... harsh. I'll be happy to be back in Monaco.
Blair: The Glenn Ligon America exhibit at the Whitney is definitely worth the trip. There's nothing grey or angular there. Except for the building.
Sophia: I think I've had my fill of your city's ugliness for this trip.
Cyrus: So. Here comes the future princess! Now. What does that make us I wonder.
Blair: Well. As of now, nothing. In choosing me, Louis gave up his succession rights.
Eleanor: Well fortunately we are here to throw you an engagement party so hopefully we can fix that.
Gossip Girl: But in a land where the best castles come with a view of the park, it's important to remember—
Blair: Mom? I'm sorry to wake you, but I have some news. I'm engaged.
Gossip Girl: Where most fairytales end, ours merely starts. XOXO —Gossip Girl.
Blair: I've seen all the movies, Louis. If you don't get engaged to someone they want then they'll find a way to make sure you never ascend to the throne.
Louis: There's no point in being the head of state if it means I can't follow my heart. Blair, will you marry me?
Louis made me happy. Happy. Do you know the last time I felt joy? Chuck had brought me into his darkness for so long I had forgotten what that felt like. And with all your Dan issues, it's obvious you think your romantic fate was sealed in the eleventh grade but I'm growing up. I wanted something different. I wanted Louis.
Blair: In all my years of public humiliation—which, let's face it, are many—that was the absolute worst.
Serena: Well maybe Louis will come around.
Blair: Perhaps. But his mother never will. And who can blame her. I should have known my past with Chuck would come back to haunt me.
Serena: You're probably going to hate me for saying this, but as drunk and inappropriate as Chuck was, I still felt a little bad for him.
Blair: What? Why?
Serena: I don't know. I guess I just always thought your prince was here. With his empire in Manhattan.
Blair: Chuck, go home!
Chuck: Match, Blair. You proved that you can score a prince. Okay, I admit you made me jealous. Now let's go back to my place so you can collect your prize.
Blair: Stop this. You're embarrassing me.
Chuck: What? It's not me who's disrespecting these fine people, it's you! Pretending you're going to marry this French phony. It's a joke.
Serena: Chuck, no one's laughing. Don't do this.
Countess Alexia. So lovely to meet you. And how is your uncle, the Viscount? I heard he gave up his chair at the University over that unfortunate scandal with a student. I guess not everyone likes oral exams.
Louis is incredible. With him by my side I can actually be a powerful woman. Forget running Anne Archibald's charity. I'm going to be negotiating peace in the Sudan.
Blair: I would never bring ignominy to Louis.
Princess Sophia: Oh really? Seems to me that scandal is your middle name. You blackmail teachers, bully underclassmen, a pregnancy scare. You dated Lord Marcus while he was sleeping with his step-mother. Then you were traded by Chuck Bass—whose name precedes him—for an hôtel. I think this meeting is over.
Blair: Seriously? You think flowers make up for the fact that you're engaged?
Louis: I'm not engaged yet. This is what I wanted to tell you. The royal court feels I should be married before taking my rightful place as Albert's heir.
Blair: What? Well that's outdated and old-fashioned and just... idiotic.
Louis: Well so is monarchy.
Dorota: Maybe you hear wrong. Maybe she say "carry". Maybe he getting carried.
Blair: That doesn't even make sense.
