Blair Waldorf Quotes
Blair: You were right. This is a much better idea than spending the day pretending to like some German pedagogue of art. I'm going to shop until you drop.
Dorota: This could happen at any time.
Dorota: Your new secrecy, calmness with Mr. Chuck, supporting Miss Serena's new boyfriend. And last week I find NOVA documentary in your Netflix queue!
Blair: What are you doing in my queue?!
Dorota: You and Lonely Boy are having affair!
Dorota: Don't want to make you late to.... What exhibit is it again?
Blair: Joseph Beuys. Why?
Dorota: Maybe I could go with you.
Blair: You don't even know who he is!
Dorota: He created term "social sculpture" to illustrate idea of art's potential to transform society.
Blair: How do you know that?
Dorota: From Mr. Humphrey's New York magazine I found in your room!
Blair: Just what are you implying?
Dorota: Who were you talking to?
Blair: No one. Maybe your sixth sense is picking up voices from the other side.
Blair: Okay. I arrive first, survey the location in case there's anyone I know, and scout out an exit strategy. You arrive at least fifteen minutes later. Plausible deniability. We just ran into each other.
Dan: You're really big on plausible deniability. Has anyone ever told you that?
Blair: I can't believe I let you talk me in to the Joseph Beuys exhibit after all.
Dan: There's a great article in here. You should read it.
Blair: We should go over field trip procedures again.
Dan: Oh joy.
Dorota: You don't come to me about any complaints about anything. You're too happy. Content. I'm worried you join cult.
Blair: I have found my center that's all. But—just to reassure you—here's a complaint. Why haven't you picked up my cocktail dress for Chuck's party yet?
Blair: You're doing it again.
Dorota: Something is different about you. I have a six sense.
Blair: You have no sense.
Blair: I'm fine. Being fired-slash-quitting W was humiliating. But it was also a wake-up call. If Chuck and I are meant to be together then I should trust that. In the meantime, I want what's best for both of us.
Serena: Wow. That's very enlightened.
Blair: It's the leafy greens. B vitamins are excellent for cognitive function.
Serena: B, you okay? You seem different.
Blair: I'm doing a cleanse.
You didn't. (Pause) You did.
I think someone Freaky Friday'd me. This can't possibly be my life.
