Glee
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I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.
Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.
So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.
Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.
This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.
I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.
Best prom ever!
Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.
Brittany to Lord Tubbington
