Glee
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Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?
Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha
Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.
A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.
We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.
Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.
I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.
You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.
Brittany [to Rory]
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
