Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Brittany Quotes
You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.
Stop the violence.
If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.
Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.
I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.
It tastes just like a chicken testicle.
Brittany [on a bull's testicle]
Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.
Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
