I’m having nightmares, I can’t sleep. It’s really, really bad.

Need you? Need you? What makes you think I need you, Shawn?!

I know what it means. I was expressing indignation.

Lassiter, did you just hear that? Bernie's in the interrogation room! He's not supposed to be ...

Is that my Teddy Ruckskin in there?!

He’s got the last of the secret taco sauce in there!

She needs Jesus.

I'm just a ham and eggs man.

I’ve been murdered.

Find me a clue. Shawn find me a clue, now!

Everybody listen to Shawn!

What would you do if that was Jesus’ yogurt?

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.