I've never been murdered before! It's liberating.

That’s how I knock.

I am not going to stress over things that I can’t control.

Shawn: What are you doing?
Gus: Trying to shed tears for Lassie. They won’t come and I’m ashamed.

If you were knowledgeable of the most popular franchise in the history of film, perhaps you wouldn’t be experiencing such confusion.

I may not be the best judge---because all you people look alike to me---but even though he is shockingly close, I don’t believe he’s an exact match.

Shawn: How do you say "suck it" in English?
Gus: You just did, Shawn.

I thought it was Grint, but it was stupid old Prince Harry!

Those movies are a part of your country's history!

What are you saying, black people hadn’t been invented yet?

This dude has a strange relationship with the postal service.

Shawn: He sang our song....
Gus: It's on now.

Psych Quotes

Did you consider going Costanza?


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.