Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume
We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!
Cam: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it.
Mitchell: You're kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations.
This was a huge mistake. I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter. It's spring break '92 all over again!
Phone! I bet that's Mama, I was just dreaming it was raining chickens.
Cam: I present to you the Asian for any occassion, the clown that will invert that frown, the dynamic duo of Fizbo and...
Lily: Lizbo!
Mitchell: Are you not hearing that?
Cam: We're working on the name.
Obviously there were 2 gifts wrapped similarly and my eyes were a little watery from the thick fog of vapor rub back there.
She may not have gotten our talent, but she didn't get our self-consciousness either.
Lily: Mrs. Daniels my projects have too much glitter.
Cam: Okay. Well, she needs a Mr. Daniels, because a project can't have too much pizzazz.
Mitchell: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Cam: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
