Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell look around, your family is cheating on me with your ex boyfriend!
Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Mitchell: Hey fiancée.
Cam: Hello my intended.
The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?
Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!
I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.
Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.
Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Mitch: No
Cam: No, not a chance.
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.
Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.
We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.
