Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I'm a child.
Phil: I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electro-acoustic transducers.
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
Phil: I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.
Claire: Well that means a lot to me.
Claire [after eating Haley's cupcakes]: Do we still have the number for poison control?
Phil: I love you, Claire, I'll always love you!
Luke: My mouth is asleep like at the dentist.
Claire: They're getting more in next week.
Phil: Next week? That's like the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.
Alex, honey, when you're out shopping, you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon. Mommy loves you, kitten!
No, I don't love the dog. I love my couch and the dog was looking at it like it was a giant sausage.
Phil: We're like two peas in a pod, or Siamese twins, a snake with two heads!
Claire: They've actually been all those things for Halloween.
A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket
