Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Claire: Quick, quick tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Haley: Tell him I'm pregnant!
Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now their driving, and soon we'll all be dead.
Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were, and try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.
I hate it when you do that. You never heard of Troga? You never tried octopus? You never did this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday but I pretend like I've done my whole life?
Don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
Claire: Did you make the ladyfingers? Did you go to the gym?
Phil: Boy, you're really starting to sound like your old self.
Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.
A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket
