Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.
I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.
