I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.