Favorite Dan Humphrey Quotes
Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
[to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
Olivia: Dan? What are you doing here?
Dan: I could ask you the same thing. You're supposed to be working.
Olivia: You're not serious.
Olivia: I don't think I'm the girl for you. Even if part of me wishes I was.
Dan: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Olivia: You will.
Olivia: Dan, I really like you. I think my life is more complicated than you know.
Dan: Try me.
Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
The toilets in Tokyo talk!
[to Vanessa] Look, I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies from your floor again, but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so we'll talk later, alright?
[to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
Olivia: [to V] When you talked me out of meeting Dan's parents, you said it was because they looked down at Hollywood people.
Dan: And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
Dan: Is she really levitating?
Nate: I think that's green screen.
Dan: Do they act like this the rest of the movie? Look at the way she's looking at him. That's love. And lust, and ... gratitude, and ...
Nate: Dude. That's an orgasm.
