Dan Humphrey Quotes
Dan: Last time we spoke you'd made it through all the Ts.
Nate: Let's just say V is for Vivid and leave it at that.
Dan: Who could have seen this coming?
Nate: Have you met Georgina?
Vanessa: I have to ask, as will Rufus - are you sure Milo's yours?
Dan: Of course he is. I mean I'm pretty... I'm pretty sure.
Vanessa: You didn't have a paternity test?
Vanessa: What other possible reason could there be in the God-I-Don't-Believe-In's Universe for Georgina Sparks to be leaving lingerie around your house?
Dan: Meet Milo. He's our son.
Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."
Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.
Ain't no party like a Bushwick party!
Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.
Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!
What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?
Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.
I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.
