Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSDanny Williams Quotes
Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.
I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.
Danno
Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!
Danno
Danno: You know what the greatest invention of all time is?
Chin: What?
Danno: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.
Listen to me, I was there too. My eyes were wide open and I would do it again. It was worth it for Chin. But you have to admit we have been crossing the line a little lately.
Danno
Danno: You couldn't walk him down the steps?
McGarrett: What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me, okay?
McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.
You see, now you put us both in a bad position. He's gonna go do something stupid.
Danno
If I'm gonna die on this island- Which I never should have come to in the first place- Your face is not the last face I want to see.
Danno
Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?
I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.
Danno
Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.
