Popular Dixon Wilson Quotes
Dixon: Navid, my friend, I am living the dream.
Navid: Dixon, my friend, you are living a lie.
Porn is how I make my money. I'm pretty ashamed to even be associated with the industry.
Dixon: No lies. Just you, and me, and half sausage, half pepperoni.
Sasha: Get lost.
Dixon: This whole relationship can't take place in your apartment.
Sasha: I would go to your place, but you live with your parents. And I'm not sneaking in your apartment, Kate Homes-style.
Dixon: You a farmer? Your Halloween costume?
Liam: I'm not wearing a costume.
I'm supposed to go on with my life like nothing happened?
Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.
Debbie: I didn't want you to get your heart broken and not trust women.
Dixon: Now I know one woman I can't trust.
Harry: I know you're upset with your mom.
Dixon: Whatever. It's not like she's my real mom.
Dixon: I wish I got alerts that let me know when crazy girls were approaching.
Teddy: I bet they have an app for that.
Dixon: And I bet it beats non-stop.
Annie: Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
Dixon: Go to Hell.
Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.
