Popular Dixon Wilson Quotes
Debbie: Remember that time we played mini golf everyday?
Dixon: Yeah. I was 10.
I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.
You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.
She changed, I changed, maybe now we can get back together.
This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fund raiser.
What happened the night of the dance, it just happened. Will it happen again? Probably.
Dixon: What exactly is a seitan burger?
Silver: It's like a burger, except instead of the burger part, it has seitan.
Dixon: I dunno, it sound to me like you're having a satan burger.
Silver: Well, it's the best thing you can get for six dollars and sixty six cents.
Dixon: I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?
Annie: That last one seems a little long.
Dixon: Maybe we can Skype and watch a game together.
Dana: Okay, I'm not sure what that means, but sounds like fun.
One time I bought her a leather bracelet and she accused me of being insensitive to cow feelings. Cow feelings!
Dixon: Did you really need to pee on yourself in front of all those girls?
Teddy: Right. I should have let you do it.
Dixon: You're amazing, Ivy.
Ivy: You don't have to say that.
Dixon: I know I don't.
