Christmas never looked this good.

I can't bring fun home to my daughter.

Silver's new guy

How hard is it to push away a 90 lb girl?

Adrianna: It's all about playing the game.
Dixon: What's the game? Trying to get in your pants?

This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.

Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.

I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.

Nick

Dixon: You don't care that we burned down the Phi Kappa house?
Austin: Nobody got hurt. They lost a couple of Ryan Gosling posters.

I thought that phony ass cowboy was my friend.

I Liam-ized the bar uniform.

Vanessa

You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.

If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid