Popular Dixon Wilson Quotes
Christmas never looked this good.
I can't bring fun home to my daughter.
Silver's new guy
How hard is it to push away a 90 lb girl?
Adrianna: It's all about playing the game.
Dixon: What's the game? Trying to get in your pants?
This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.
Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.
I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.
Nick
Dixon: You don't care that we burned down the Phi Kappa house?
Austin: Nobody got hurt. They lost a couple of Ryan Gosling posters.
I thought that phony ass cowboy was my friend.
I Liam-ized the bar uniform.
Vanessa
You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.
If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.