Dr. Gregory House Quotes
House: Chase. Did you know about this woman? What she does?
Dr. Chase: I met her at some parties, yeah.
House: I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it.
You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. That's why you married a man who was dying of cancer. You don't love, you need, and now that your husband is dead, you're looking for your new charity case, that's why you're going out with me. I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice. What I am is what you need...I'm damaged.
Me, I'm a freak. I get off on not being in pain. That and chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies.
House: You actually speak four languages, or you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?
Dr. Gilmar: It's true. And I can swear in two more.
Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara.
(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here.
House: Sorry, lots of sick people - might catch something.
Vogler: In the morning, I expect you in my office with your letter of resignation and plans for a public apology, otherwise I'll destroy you.
House: So that's a 'no' on us being squared away.
House: She's doing better.
Rachel: Oh, thank God.
House: Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics. Pneumonia's under control, and from now on, what say you stick with human food.
I really should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar.
Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.
Dr. Cameron: I thank you because it means something to me, to be grateful for what I receive.
House: You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.
