Dr. Zoidberg Quotes
Leela: OK, just try to be nonchalant.
Zoidberg: Alright, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
Hermes: Oh, man, I'm inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here.
Zoidberg: They're tastier than an unguarded penguin nest.
Leela: Popplers are intelligent. This one called me mama.
Zoidberg: Congratulations. I assume Amy is the father.
Zoidberg: Call them what you want. I call them a free meal.
Bender: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, Sigmund. I can't stand idly by while poor people get free food. We gotta sell these things!
Hermes: According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zittzers".
Fry: I know, we'll call them Popplers!
Bender: Good idea.
Zoidberg: Oh, yeah, why not?
Amy: You sure picked it.
Fry: Swish!
Bender: Hey, wait a second. I've got the perfect solution.
Zoidberg: Listen to the smart robot.
Bender: I love cooking and Elzar's ass loves getting kissed, right?
Elzar: No question.
I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.
Doctor: Not as right that time. It looks like you might have some mild corneal irritation.
Zoidberg: Nice try, little boy. You may have your textbook knowledge and your real diploma but I have more skill in my little claw than you have in your whole carapace!
Smitty: The old dine-and-dash, huh? My daddy owned a restaurant and it's punks like you who kept it from going regional. That's why I became a cop.
URL: Now it's payback time. Aw, yeah!
Zoidberg: Please don't hit me. I'm brittle!
Amy: A bill?
Leela: You're charging us? After you blinded me?
Elzar: Hey, I made you a nice meal. This ain't a charity.
Fry: $1200?
Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Hermes: We don't have that kind of money. Especially not Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: They took away my credit card.
Zoidberg: The king crab is to die for. Look! A tiny edible crown.
Amy: What's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!
Zoidberg: (while underwater) My house, it burned down! How could this have happened?!
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So there's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
