Popular Dwight Schrute Quotes
Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.
Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.
Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.
Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.
The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.
Those who can't farm, farm celery.
Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.
I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.
