Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.
Laurie [to Jules for picture]: Arch your back and stick out your chest
Ellie: And say classy!
Laurie [about Ellie]: She's hot for a frigid, beastly, elderly woman
Ellie: You think I'm hot
Jules: That worked?
Ellie: Well yeah because if that trashy big lipped slag said it, it might be a little true
Laurie: You think I have big lips? That's really sweet
Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.
Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.
Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?
Jules: I'm actually feeling a little guilty. Last night you left your purse here and when the pizza man came i was two dollars short, so I took it from you.
Ellie: Two bucks? Big deal.
Jules: I also took a pack of gum, lipstick, and 28 other dollars. I was going out to get wine.
Ellie: You stole from me to support a drinking habit? I am so proud of you.
You need to warn me when you're going to give me life advice so I can get out my notebook
Fine, beer me!
Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
That's a pine cone, no matter how much you keep fondling it, it'll never take you to Cabo.
Ellie: Why are those two so mopey?
Andy: You know that secret I've been keeping since Thanksgiving? Well I'll save the heart burn and stress so I'm just gonna let it out. Bobby and Grayson are both kind of interested in Jules.
Ellie: Are you telling me the overly flirty next door neighbor and the ex-husband who's never not here both like Jules? That is a revelation!
