Eric: Why is he on the coach?
Sam: New interrogation technique.

Guess we got hacked again!

It's like finding a supervillain's bucket list.

Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.

Oh man this is like the world's greatest Lego set!

How did a neanderthal like Rex know to go for high tech property that belonged to Weber?

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.

Eric: It's bad.
Nell: It's all bad.
Hetty: Aww, bugger.

And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]