Hetty: Sorry.
Callen: No, you're not.
Hetty: No, not really.

Callen: I think he's going to be difficult to find Hetty.
Hetty: Oh, you don't say?

I just -- I got mixed emotions about it.

Callen: No, Hetty saved me. Everything I am today is because of her.
Sam: Well, you should tell her.

Callen: How do you even sleep at night?
Dallas: So you are a cop?
Callen: Even worse, a federal agent.
Dallas: You know, that's really brave of you to admit that.
Callen: Not really, 'cause now, he's gonna shoot you.

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

I'm sorry I insinuated that, I meant to be very clear.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]