George Christopher Quotes
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
Jonathan: Sorry, George, what's up?
George: What if I do this and I don't come back?
Jonathan: What do you mean?
George: Tha-- that I turn completely gay.
Jonathan: Well, then it was meant to be.
George: (sighs) You know what, you're absolutely right!
Jonathan: Your therapist sounds crazy!
George: I know, I know, but most therapists are. That's what gives them insight.
(to George) If you want to open your mind... don't think in terms of male and female. I mean, it's binary. It's-- it's boring. How about no definition?
Escort
It's all organic game — rabbits that have been shot naturally in the woods, that sort of thing.
Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes.
George: Brooklyn's exciting! It's the new Manhattan. I may have to move to Brooklyn.
Jonathan: If Brooklyn's the new Manhattan, what's Manhattan?
George: Manhattan's the new Queens. And Queens is the new... Brooklyn. And Brooklyn is the--
Lately, I've been going nuts over women's arms. Actually, the arm... pit. I just love it. It's this... other secret place to burrow into. But you don't have to slide far down the bed to get to it. Maybe it's laziness, I don't-- I don't know.
It really disturbs me that Pricilla loved me once and now loves him (referring to her current husband) - I only wonder what that means...
I'm very oral nowadays. I feel like I'm... half-man, half-infant.
Jonathan: Why was [Priscilla] your best wife?
George: Everything with her is as intimate as kissing. I never really got over it. Most orgasmic woman I've ever been with.
Jonathan: God, that's the biggest herpes blister I've ever seen in my life.
George: Thank you. I'm very proud of it.
