Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCHayley Dunphy Quotes
Haley: I’m Alex, who are you?
Andy: I’m their manny.
Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him.
Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.
You're hair looks amazing, like you just got off a horse.
Haley
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
Haley: Shouldn't she be playing Words with Friends with friends?
Alex: Grandpa is my friend.
Haley: Of course he is. That's not sad
Haley: Look I need more sleep than you and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree the sun has been right in my eyes every morning.
Alex: It's not a prune tree, they pruned the tree.
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Alex: She said I was just like her.
Haley: Was she weirdly competitive
Haley: Oh yeah she can wear whatever she wants after I've had it for six months.
Alex: Or I get it automatically if you buy anything that looks like it.
Phil: How low can you go?
Haley: I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. I win!
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
