You'd like fully get lost in that bush, it's like a walkabout situation. It's

Hey I was just wondering, is this rabbit the same rabbit that we were feeding and petting in a loving way this morning?

And I'm starving because all you have to eat in your house is your pet rabbit and I'm an undiagnosed hypoglycemic. Then we come into this graveyard and I feel like we're in Hocus Pocus and Thora Birch is gonna come and wear her little hat.

I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.

I heard air hiss out the hole!

I've just been having a little trouble with my mental state these days.

I guess we're probably not really "huggers."

It's hard for me to tell if I spent that check or a different check. So I'll have to check.

How can I be manipulating you if I don't even know I'm manipulative?

I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.

Adam: I don’t hate your friends I’m just not interested in anything that they have to say.
Hannah: I’m not interested in anything they have to say, that’s not the point of friendship!

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.