The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXHomer Simpson Quotes
Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.
My head hairs! I'm bald!
Carl: Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?
Homer: It's not even noon.
Carl: Yeah, I got a watch, egghead.
Well, I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, I'm your astronaut.
Homer: Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
Bart: Dunno. Why are your friends such drunks?
Homer: Touche.
Hehehe, the brain is so stupid.
Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous.
Hibbert:You may never see a film in 3D again. Hehehe.
Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
Ned: I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even according to Exodus, Leviticus, and Matthew.
Homer: You went and hired a law firm, eh. That's pretty aggressive.
Ned: Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents.
Homer: Yeah, it's medicinal; we had a pain in our neck!
Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.
