Favorite Jenny Humphrey Quotes
Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.
Agnes: I mean, you can do whatever you want to do, but what do you think people will say when they see Jenny Humphrey has finally gone out on her own?
Jenny: I dunno... Jenny Humphrey is so young to have her own line?
Agnes: Or, too bad Jenny Humphrey's stuff looks exactly like Eleanor Waldorf's.
Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.
If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
Agent: Who do you imagine your client will be?
Agnes: Girls like us-
Jenny: Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a high-end product. I know these girls and their style because I'm their peer, and that's what makes me unique as a designer.
Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween.
Eric: You didn't.
Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.
Jenny: So, what, you hate me, but you've been pretending to be my friend the whole time?
Eric: That's pretty much it, yeah.
I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable.
I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.
