New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Jess Day Quotes
I'm single and sufficient.
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Jess: What?!
Angie: Yeah, enough?
What are you, the doodle police?
I thought you said you were afraid of camping and nature. You said you were afraid a fly was going to fly in your head and learn all your thoughts.
Jess: So Nick doesn't have a traditional career.
Nick: Or is it the MOST traditional career? Or am I thinking of prostitution?
Jess: Nothin' but net!
Coach: Traditionally, that refers to hitting nothing but the inside of the net.
Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.
I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!
Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!
