Popular Jim Halpert Quotes
Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?
I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.
CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?
You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?
Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.
Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.
Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.
Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.
He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.
