Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXLana Kane Quotes
Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
Malory: Well, she won't go to rehab and you won't let her die with dignity...
Lana: From an overdose of cocaine cake?!
Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.
Lana: Have you ever heard a country song?
Archer: Uhhh...Danger Zone?
Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.
Lana: If anything goes wrong, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Archer: Yeah, that'll teach me.
Archer: It's the A-Team meets Scarface. That makes me...uh...
Lana: Hannibal Montana?
Archer: I realize now that I was mistaken
Lana: Aww, what a scary new feeling for you.
Lana: I could start smoking crak today and he'd still turn out better than you.
Archer: Why is that, because I never had a father, Lana? So why don't you shut up and then also marry me?!
Archer: I thought you were gonna shoot me.
Lana: The day's not over.
Lana: Screw you, Mr My-mother's-a-lying-bitch-and-I'm-too-stupid-to-realize-my-life's-a-pathetic-joke! Archer: Nice to meet you, Mrs Hello-my-kid's-from-a-sperm-bank-since-I-can't-keep-a-man-because-in-addition-to-my-jillion-neuroses-I-have-a-weird-looking-vagina!
Great, the world's first DSVUI.
